Whut. Daheck. Was. I. Thinking. For. My. DeviantID. XD Anyway, nice backround Alice!
Haha, you shall never know my real name, lol. Anyway, I'm a new teenager, (as of 11th January, 2013) and I enjoy drawings and reading FFs of PoM, PJO, HP, KC and MJ.
For letting me have the avatar! <3
Favourite Penguin: Love them all, but... honestly, I think either Skipper or Kowalski
Favourite Lemur: Maurice and Mort. Mort is just so randomly adorable, and Maurice is the only sane one out of the three of them.
Favourite Villain: I'll see when Dr Barbie (XD I call Blowhole, Barbie.) puts up a fight with X. After that, my pick.
Favourite Shipping: SKILENE FTW!!!
Weirdest pairing you ship: AlicexTrashcan. (Or Alican, as SkipWalski and I call it on Penguins United. LOL) Best. Pairing. Ever. XD. Bonus points if you remember that episode.
Weirdest pairing: SkipperxBlowhole. Whut. No. Just, No.
Manfredi or Johnson: Manfredi. No idea why.
How did they die:
They were sent on a mission in Ecuador where they were seduced by two, enemy chinstrap sisters who tried sending them to their death by killing them with an exploding trap disguised as the foot of an elephant (Supposedly their meal), which caused a mudslide and buried them deep in the coast of Ecuador where they tried digging escape tunnels only to reach the river where they were chased by flying pirahnas, attempted to go back, mistook the butt of a whale for one of their escape tunnels, and were unable to speak for months so they instead wrote letters to their team before the chinstrap sisters finally finished them off and sent their remains to where the rest of the letters were addressed to as some sort of sick way into threatening the penguins to not transverse on -Insert evil bad guy's name here-'s lands again.
(XD Amazing what you can do with those references.)
*SPOILER FOR THE PENGUIN WHO LOVED ME*
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: would run if the were being chased
PJO FANS: would say 'I have a pen!'
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: FOR THE LOVE OF ZEUS WOULD HAVE THIS ON THEIR PROFILE ALREADY!!!!!
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are WAY better than normal ones.
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.
Math teachers really are evil. ( SO TRUE! DDD: )
Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Boomerangs can cast spells.
It's possible to gamble moonlight.
Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.
Rainbows have power. (YAY! RAINBOWS! *goes crazy*)
Fruit bats can be deadly.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
The Kane Chronicles Pledge
I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
I promise to remember Anubis
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song
Things that I am Not Allowed to do at the 21st Nome/House of Life.
1. I will not taunt Bast with birds and mice.
2. I am not allowed to call Bast, 'Crookshanks'.
3. Saying, "I tawt I taw a Puddy tat!" Whenever Bast is around is not acceptable.
4. Any similarities between Freak and Buckbeak are simply coincidental.
5. Nor should I ever arrange a meeting between the two.
6. I am not allowed to criticize the magicians wands, saying: 'They are just boomerangs!"
7. Nor say that 'Hogwarts has better ones'.
8. Whenever Carter Kane is around in his combat avatar, I am not allowed to call him 'Chicken Head'.
9. I may not introduce Felix to the show 'The Penguins of Madagascar'.
10. Taking him to Central Park Zoo in Manhattan to see if they are real is not a good idea either.
11. Or creating shabitis of them with him as well.
12. I may not bring the Penguins into the 21st Nome when Bast is there.
13. I will not call Felix, 'Jack Frost', and protest that he's missing his blue hoodie and staff, and dyed his hair back to brown.
14. I am not allowed to call Bast, 'Catwoman's Epic Good Cousin'.
If you had burst out laughing reading this, copy and paste this to your profile and add to the list!
K-King Of Pop
O-Oh So Wonderful
COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK THAT MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD AND HISTORY!
Michael Jackson Quotes
If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.
Let us dream of tomorrow where we can truly love from the soul, and know love as the ultimate truth at the heart of all creation.
You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.
People always told me, 'Be careful what you do,
Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts,'
And momma always told me, 'Be careful who you love,
Be careful what you do, 'cause a lie becomes the truth.'
My goal in life is to give to the world what I was lucky to receive: the ecstasy of divine union through my music and my dance.
Well they say the sky's the limit, and to me that's really true.
Favourite: None. Love them all!
Favourite Eddisode: NOW TOO MANY TO LIST.
Favourite Scene: I have many: Tom's random sayings (eg. HOLY PUG IN A PIZZA BOX!), the puns, and gods, That Xmas tree moment in Space Face. XD
Favourite Drink: COLA! I'd be trying to steal Edd's coke, lol.
(Ok, that one isn't really a stamp, BUT STILL! MJxPoM FTW!!!)
(Because this thing is so awesome.)
I do Requests!
I can do:
Animals, Especially Penguins.
PJO (though I may be a fail, lol.)
MJ (Again, fail, but I'll see what I can do.)
Penguinized/Animalized humans. (I wonder what MJ, Percy or Edd would look like if they were penguins, hmm...)
Eddsworld (Beacuse it's so AWESOME.)
Believe it or not, I may be able to write request stories from the topics listed above, but with School and the work I'm doing, expect me to take me a while. I'll start with oneshots, then I may be able to go on.
Check me out on Penguins United!